Q&complAints #695: Hairy Message

If you had to shave something into the back of your head, what would it be?

Post your answer in the LEAVE A COMMENT section below. I’m not the boss of you, though. Don’t write anything for all I care! But I would love to know what’s been in the back of that head of yours.
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. . .here are my thoughts.

If you had to shave something into the back of your head, what would it be?

It’s probably better to shave something into your hair than to tattoo it just below your neck’s hairline. Permanence vs variation. You don’t want to have “Don’t Shoot!” tattooed on your kid’s neck as a final plea for when they inevitably find themselves running away from an active shooter. The hope is for school shootings to become a thing of the past. Or at least pray that little Ricky makes it unscathed through his high school education, so he’ll only need to worry about recently terminated employees at his post office gig. At this point in my life, I think a tattoo might be the better option for me. I’m confident its message would persist indefinitely. As far as genetics are concerned, I don’t think I’ll ever go bald. That’s important. I also need to make it known that I’m a cheapass who cuts his own hair using a number 2 blade over my entire head. Nice and simple! What’s not simple, though, is getting my neckline straight. No matter how hard I try, it’s always a little crooked. Hence my message:

Free Haircut!

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