What pickup line would surely never work?
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. . .here are my thoughts.
What pickup line would surely never work?
Beautiful woman at the bar, drinking all by her lonesome—surely she’s heard every pickup line there is. Sliding in next to her, calmly yet urgently, you set a coaster near her drink. Atop it, you place your phone and tap the screen.
“In one minute, when this timer reaches 00:00, please read the note written on the underside of this coaster.”
“Sure, I’ll play your little game.”
“What day is today?”
“Ahh … Saturday.”
“Saturday the what?”
“The 31st.”
“Yes. And it’s 53 minutes till midnight, so we have no time to waste. I’ll pay your tab; you hurry up and finish your drink.”
“Sorry, what?!”
“This afternoon I realized I have a condom at home that expires October 31st. I know—scary! Sorry, I’m being presumptive; if you’re not into foreplay, we still have time for another drink.”
Beep, beep, beep. Beep, beep, beep. Turning off the alarm, you return your phone to your pocket. She reads the note:
Don’t slap me! I bruise easily.
My wife would notice.
While I could never sleep with you, I’ll ask for a friend:
Would this pickup line work?
Or are its chances 00:00?
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