What constitutes male nudity?
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. . .here are my thoughts.
What constitutes male nudity?
Nipples and areolas are the be-all and end-all of women’s breasts. Ladies can show cleavage and side boob to their titties content, possibly even going sans top altogether so long as pasties cover their nipples and areolas. Many styles of women’s bikini bottoms leave very little to the imagination. But what’s the male equivalent of minimal nether region coverage? Are fellas considered “fully clothed” with only a cock sock covering their meat and potatoes? For those worried about the anus making an appearance, apply the equivalent of a female thong to cover said hole so as not to make a hole in my argument that a gentleman need not conceal the entirety of his oft mentioned unmentionables. So let’s cut another hole in the front to stick his bits and/or bob through. Or, sure, we can tuck testicles away if that best fits your “nudity” definition. But we can let the entire cock hang out with just a little hat covering the tip (glans). Reminds me of that famous SAT analogy question:
- Glans is to nipple and areola as
- (A) ………………
- (B) ………………
- (C) ………………
- (D) shaft is to cleavage and side boob
- (E) ………………