Q&complAints #415 : You’re Late!

What is not a good thing to be late for?

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. . .here are my thoughts.

What is not a good thing to be late for?

We’ve all had to “micturate like an equine with a jockey as a backpack.”  The urge strikes an hour before our break begins.  We try to ignore it until lunch; stay busy with work.  Fifty-three minutes later you’re off to the races like Patrick Mahomes when the pocket collapses.  Co-workers roll their eyes as you whiz by, labeling you a lazy jerkoff who could’ve waited 10 minutes and gone during your break.  They don’t realize you’ve suffered with those very same thoughts for what’s felt like 3 hours.  You tried to do the right thing because you’re a dedicated employee.  If you’d have gone when the urge first struck at 11:00, everyone would have chalked it up to an extra cup of coffee that morning.  But no, you tried to do the honorable thing.  Now you’re burdened with the contempt of your co-workers; scorn dragging you down like a linebacker with his arms wrapped around your waist.  This is one appointment you can’t afford to be late for.  If you’ll excuse me, I’ve had to go since right after I sat down to write.  I gotta piss like a racehorse”


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