Q&complAints #320: Lavish Bathroom

What would a lavish bathroom contain?

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. . .here are my thoughts.

What would a lavish bathroom contain?

You spend more time in your bedroom than any other room of the house.  But the bathroom—that’s where you want luxuries.  Who hasn’t returned from a B&B to find themselves describing every luxurious element of the bathroom to whoever asks how their trip was?  Our neighbors remodeled their master bathroom a year ago.  I got a walkthrough shortly after its completion.  It seemed perfectly nice as I viewed it while fully clothed, at noon, on that warm summer day.  Was I invited to go #2 to test out the heated toilet seat?  Nope.  How about just #1 to then test out the liquid waste button of the dual-flush toilet?  Negative.  Have I ever strolled barefoot on their heated floors before stepping naked through the tempered glass enclosure complete with waterfall shower head and 8-jet shower tower?  I think you know the answer.  You can rest assured I had no reason to test out the heated towel racks.  I’ll have to take their word that the highly adjustable, variable lighting is capable of matching their every mood.  Frankly, I’m content with minimalism at home.  The extreme contrast makes each B&B that much more memorable.  


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2 thoughts on “Q&complAints #320: Lavish Bathroom”

  1. I would think a bathtub big enough for someone over 6 feet tall would be nice! The question is would the water stay warm enough to enjoy it??????

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