Q&complAints #698: Stomach Pains

What always gives you stomach pains?

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. . .here are my thoughts.

What always gives you stomach pains?

I have somewhat of an iron stomach, so there’s nothing that always gives me stomach pains. The caveat, of course, being that I haven’t eaten everything. Perhaps putting a thimble’s worth of actual iron into my iron stomach would cause inevitable stomach pains. For any of you “like cures like” homeopathy aficionados, or “hair of the dog” practitioners, a bit more iron might remedy those stomach pains. The question, though, doesn’t specify food or beverage as pain inducers. Thus, seeing a dog get run over by a truck could easily be the answer. Or watching that second building collapse on live television. But I don’t want to think about those types of tragedies any more than you did when so graciously deciding to read this post. Let’s stick with not so esculent esculents. I don’t often eat breakfast, but occasionally I’ll have a hankering for cereal and pick up a few boxes of whatever’s on sale. For some reason, whenever I consume Honey Nut Cheerios first thing in the morning, I get stomach pains. But it’s only when I eat the bees’ favorite oat rings for breakfast. Cereal for dinner … no stomachache. Weird!


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