What is your favorite term for a bowel movement?
Post your answer in the LEAVE A COMMENT section below. I’m not the boss of you, though. Don’t write anything for all I care! At this point, I really don’t give a shit.
. . .here are my thoughts.
What is your favorite term for a bowel movement?
Why do you “Take a shit” rather than “Give a shit”? I just give it to whoever is at the other end of wherever it goes after I flush. “Give a shit”—almost exclusively used in the negative: “Don’t give a shit”—means caring about something or imbuing it with importance. When I literally give a shit, I care only that it disappears. A slight secondary importance is given to it not leaving a calling card on the bottom of the bowl in the form of dookie streaks. Call it what you will, though; I won’t take the shit out of you for saying, “Go number 2,” “Drop the kids off at the pool,” “Answer nature’s call,” or simply “Stool.” I really don’t give a shit. I honestly don’t have a favorite term for a BM … so let’s make one up. Before poo creates an urge that says it’s time to go (NOW!), feces spends time in your dark, relatively dry colon. It exits to a faint light and drops into a pool, soon to be enveloped by the wet, absolute darkness of waste pipes.