When do you know you’re out of place?
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. . .here are my thoughts.
When do you know you’re out of place?
There are two types of people in this world:
- those who encourage dogs to kiss (i.e., lick) their face, and
- those who merely pretend to like dogs.
When at a large get-together where dogs are present, you can be pretty sure those pooches are well-behaved and not prone to bite a human’s face off. Or their owners are horrible, horrible people who better have great lawyers. While there are plenty of horrible people out there, dog owners are generally not horrible, horrible people. It’s with those general assumptions that when I first encounter a pup in such a circumstance, I’m more than happy to let it have its way with the whole of my face. I feel that read quite badly! What I’m saying is, I encourage kissing on the first date. Furthermore, why wait until the end of the date? Avoid all that awkward nervousness by swapping saliva right away. What’s the worst that can happen? Hearing, “Umm … you know he eats his own shit.” (To be clear, we’re back to talking about dogs.) Regardless, I feel incredibly out of place whenever I’m the only one soliciting kisses.
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