If you had to cover your bedroom with wallpaper displaying someone’s face, whose face would it be?
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. . .here are my thoughts.
If you had to cover your bedroom with wallpaper displaying someone’s face, whose face would it be?
My question is how I’d get their face to cover the entirety of my bedroom walls. My bedroom isn’t exactly small. It has a high ceiling, thus lots of wall surface area. No single person’s face would have enough skin to cover all four walls. I suppose I’d have to get small skin grafts from them every so often, allowing their skin to regenerate before going back for more. This would involve considerable time. To hasten things, perhaps we could agree to stretch the definition of “face” to include facial hair as well. After all, the very concept this question poses—dismantling someone’s face to wallpaper my bedroom wall—really crosses the line. A beard would grow back much quicker than a skin graft, for sure. My home-improvement project would finish in considerably less time, but the question would morph into a sexist one—eliminating nearly all females (and many men) from consideration. But I’m no sexist! I’d hire a bearded lady who previously worked as a circus sideshow attraction. Seeing as circuses are rare these days, she would probably appreciate the employment.
Whoever’s face it was you better like them because they would be staring at everything you did
“You” singular and plural!