December 13, 2021
So . . . yeah. Ned missed that putt yesterday. And the one after it. And after that. He finally just picked up his “ball” and tossed it in his mouth. Viv—convinced nobody could possibly be that bad at golf—arranged for Ned to take an eye exam. Even with his magical hat off, Ned is able to decipher the elephant on Line 1. However, he requires the thickest of available glasses to see Line 3.
Ultimately, Ned is relieved to learn the mantra of North Pole optometry: