UrProbablyRight
Ever met someone who would argue either side of any debate? Someone who always plays the role of contrarian, regardless of their true beliefs? Devil’s advocate, again and again?
I believe there’s seldom a universally correct answer to a question, or solution to a problem. On random Thursdays and/or Sundays, I’ll post a 1,000ish word argument AGAINST a widely held belief. Will I always believe my arguments? Hell no! But that doesn’t mean they shouldn’t be considered.
[050] Stupid, Monogamous Humans (What will cause the downfall of human civilization) [049] Swedish Meatballs for the Win (Why IKEA should be avoided) [048] He/Her/They/It/Elephant (Why you should not be allowed to choose your gender pronouns) [047] Tastes Like Chicken (Why cannibalism gets a bad [w]rap) [046] One Shot, Two Shot . . . (Why vaccine mandates don’t infringe on civil liberties) [045] Worst Series Finale Ever (Why it’s wrong to offer rewards for arrests & convictions) [044] You Dirty Rat [Poison] (What’s wrong with the 11th Amendment) [043] Henrietta Who? (What’s wrong with the aborted fetal cell conspiracy theory) [042] The Ultimate COA (What’s wrong with the 10th Amendment) [041] Ban Them? No, Reward Them! (Why Rose, McGwire, Sosa, & Bonds should be in Cooperstown) [040] And, Umm . . . Whatever We Forgot (What’s wrong with the 9th Amendment) [039] The More, The Merrier (Why the World Needs More People) [038] Take A Number (Why “First come, first served” shouldn’t last) [037] Hear the One About . . . Umm (Why you must write down your thoughts) [036] Well it Didn’t Change Itself! (Why you should stop touching the thermostat) [035] Unusually Excessive & Cruel (What’s wrong with the 8th Amendment) [034] Grape Smugglers & Pickle Pinchers (Why more men should wear a Speedo) [033] What’s This “Second-Last Opponent” BS? (Why soccer isn’t the most popular sport in the U.S.) [032] Boobs or Death (Why George R. R. Martin should not rush to finish his “A Song of Ice and Fire” series) [031] It’s the One Between 6 & 8 (What’s wrong with the 7th Amendment) [030] Your Fat Momma’s Broken Hip (Why the phrase “Don’t add insult to injury” is wrong) [029] President Trumps Doctor (Why anyone with a doctorate should be called “Doctor”) [028] Know How We Name Children? (Why Charades is not a wholesome, family game) [027] Legal Defence [sic]: The Scarface Way (What’s wrong with the 6th Amendment) [026] COVID: Your 2nd Aerosolized Worry (Why you must put the toilet seat down before flushing) [025] Chekhov’s Gun Is Empty (The drawbacks of formulaic writing) [024] [(40 • ∆200 ≈ 80y) / –70°] = |x| (Why you should get the COVID vaccine ASAP) [023] A Date Which Will Live In Lid-famy (What’s so special about 12/16/20) [022] Once More, I Repeat, It’s Groundhog Day Again (What’s wrong with the 5th Amendment) [021] Great Benefits, How ‘bout the Pay? (Why volunteering is not a noble, altruistic act) [020] Preventing Plateaus & Phantom Phalanges (Why your daily routines are bad for you) [019] Carcinogens Shmarshminogens—Live in the Moment (Why Purdue Pharma’s punishment was overly harsh) [018] Procrastination Begets Inspiration (What’s wrong with the 4th Amendment) [017] Stealth Sandal Sighting Signals Suboptimal Sanitation (Why you should never shake hands) [016] Sisyphus responded, “Nah, I’m good.” (Why you shouldn’t make your bed) [015] Bradley [Ian] Thomas [Connor] Heffron’s Resting Grin (Why Trump should be allowed to nominate RBG’s replacement) [014] Hows ‘bout the Dog House (What’s wrong with the 3rd Amendment) [013] 15% . . . Did She Piss in Your Coffee? (Why you shouldn’t tip in cash) [012] Hanging On For That $27.00, Chad? (Why voting is not worth the time) [011] Watch the Sac, Buddy! (Why we can’t rule out the existence of Bigfoot) [010] Deadbeat or Dumbass (Why credit cards are great financial tools) [009] Catch-22-Caliber (What’s wrong with the 2nd Amendment) [008] Roy’s Myopic Popularity (Why blue should not be your favorite color) [007] A Happy Couple Amid 3.3 x 10^8 (Why the Electoral College must persist) [006] Fissure of Lennie’s Desire (Why you shouldn’t be bored) [005] William O. Wright Sr., Esq. (What’s wrong with the 1st Amendment) [004] Good ol’ Boys: 28 — Trailer Trash: 17 (Is it time for sports teams to change their derogatory mascots and logos?) [003] Trophies for All: Sheepskin Edition (Why you don’t deserve a graduation ceremony) [002] ? the £√¢Ж is a ;? (Why punctuation is necessary in texts and on social media) [001] 2020 Fashion: Bank Robber Chic (Why you need to wear a mask in public)
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