Q&complAints #141: Image Consultant Advice

As an image consultant, what advice would you give yourself?

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. . .here are my thoughts.

As an image consultant, what advice would you give yourself?

Don’t get tattoos on your face unless you’re financially secure! Mike Tyson? He made a metric shit-ton in his fighting career. Post Malone? He had a few hits before he inked his face. Post Malone is worth 8 figures, so he shouldn’t have to worry about getting a customer-facing job in the service industry. Gigs he will get, though, include “Robber #6” in the film, Wrath of Man. I recently watched it, and guess what? He dies. Then again, just about everyone who makes an appearance in the combination heist and revenge film dies. We even get to see a few of them die thrice. It’s one of those films where we’re shown the same scene, but from different perspectives. Each run through adds a deeper layer to the story—and pads the film’s runtime. Seems like something I’d do in high school English class when I needed one more paragraph to meet the length requirement. Just repeat something I’ve already written, but in a slightly different way. Carefully rephrase an earlier sentence to add nothing to the essay, sans those much needed words. See, I can still do it!