Q&complAints #681: Worst Superhero

Who is the worst superhero you can imagine?

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. . .here are my thoughts.

Who is the worst superhero you can imagine?

Here’s a brainteaser for any pharmacy nerds.  If this fella were a superhero, what would you call him? 

He uses his levalbuterol inhaler (too much jitteriness with albuterol) to relieve the asthma attacks exacerbated by his severe hay fever allergy that levocetirizine attempts to keep at bay (cetirizine didn’t work at all). Levofloxacin is the antibiotic of choice to treat his yearly bouts of pneumonia (since ofloxacin isn’t a respiratory fluoroquinolone). Diminished lung function has led to exercise intolerance, precipitating the gain of more than a few pounds and a diagnosis of major depressive disorder. Or, perhaps, the MDD precipitated his weight gain. Chicken or egg? Either way, he’s prescribed escitalopram (citalopram failed) for his MDD. Meanwhile, his GERD—for which he takes esomeprazole (omeprazole just didn’t cut it)—affects him mostly when he sleeps, often waking him at least thrice nightly. Those sleep issues, combined with the always on-call nature of his [admittedly not so super!] superhero antics, necessitate armodafinil to keep him awake (modafinil wore off too quickly). That’s in addition to his daily dexmethylphenidate for no other reason than to hold true to his superhero name. 

Enantiomer Man

 


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