What is the ultimate voicemail greeting?
Post your answer in the LEAVE A COMMENT section below. I’m not the boss of you, though. Don’t write anything for all I care! Much better you leave a comment here than on my voicemail.
. . .here are my thoughts.
What is the ultimate voicemail greeting?
“Thanks—umm, yeah—thanks for calling. Please don’t let the fact that I have my phone on my person approximately 99.26% of the time, yet failed to answer your call, be any indication of my desperate desire not to speak with you. But hey, while you’re on the line, any idea how to get rid of voicemail? Not like, you know, erase voicemails before you’ve listened to them. I already do that. And I don’t mean that garbage about never erasing voicemails so your mailbox becomes full. I’m talking about getting rid of the entire voicemail system. You know, so you call me, your phone just rings and rings and rings and rings and rings until either your phone dies, or until the heat death of the universe. Pretty sure I know which one would happen first. Then again, you could have your phone perpetually plugged in. Surely another phone component would die first … we’re getting off track here. Please please please leave a voicemail if you know the answer to my question; with certain knowledge that you could forever and always be the last person to ever leave me a voicemail. Cheers!”