Rx #0000032 : Vaccinating Ages 5-11

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Vaccinating Ages 5-11

[Rph]: “Hey, Marianne, you hear they may be giving the Pfizer vaccine the go-ahead for ages 5-11 pretty soon?”
[Rph 2]: “Not looking forward to that! But today is ‘Child Health Day’. Would be kinda fitting if they announced it today.”
[Rph]: “Yeah, but it would suck! We don’t have time to spend 10 minutes getting some rugrat to stop squirming, despite Mom having them in a death-grip bear-hug.”
[Rph 2]: “Heck, I’m more worried about where to give the vaccine. Ever seen a 5-year-old’s deltoid?”
[Rph]: “I got 3 kids, remember.”
[Rph 2]: “Yup, how could I forget? You talk about ‘em all the time, Roger.”
[Rph]: “Have I ever shown you this coffee mug? My daughter handmade it for me for—”
[Rph 2]: “Anyway, I’d argue it’s hard to get some 40-year-olds to stop squirming prior to a shot.”
[Rph]: “We can always just send them over to Vita. She can deal with them at the clinic.”
[Rph 2]: “The 40-year-olds?”
[Rph]: “Sure, them too. But I meant the 5-year-olds.”
[Rph 2]: “Remind me, someday, to teach you what a joke is.”
[Rph]: “Ten-Four, Good Buddy . . . I said, ‘10-4, Good Buddy’.”
[Rph 2]: “Uhh, yeah, I—I heard you.”
[Rph]: “Looks like we both have some learning to do today.”

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