Q&complAints #328: Too Cool

What is a sure sign that someone thinks they are “too cool”?

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. . .here are my thoughts.

What is a sure sign that someone thinks they are “too cool”?

There are simply too many TV and movie award shows!  We’ve all heard of the Emmy, Golden Globe, and Academy Awards (annoyingly, also called the Oscars).  And, yeah, it’s amazing when some insanely talented bastard wins so many awards that a new acronym is created to label those successes.  I’m talking EGOT, of course: Emmy, Grammy, Oscar, Tony.  Occasionally you’ll come across a movie you’ve never heard of, advertising itself as an Award Winning* Film.  When you finally discover where that asterisk leads, you read the film’s not-so-coveted awards: Independent Spirit Award for Best First Screenplay; Gotham Independent Film Award for Breakthrough Performer.  What the hell are those?!  It’s like an author who spends the rest of their life bragging about being a “New York Times Best Selling Author” after spending a single week on one of the numerous, convoluted NYT lists.  Frankly, I’d love to scrape my way as the final entry onto even the jankiest of those best-seller lists.  People would undoubtedly think I fancied myself “too cool,” but you can still bet your ass I’d milk that relatively minor success until the day I died! 


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