What should you never tie to the roof of your car?
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. . .here are my thoughts.
What should you never tie to the roof of your car?
I don’t understand those Carvana commercials. They say they have “car vending machines.” I hope they’re not like one of those old-school machines with spiraling arms that refuse to release your Baby Ruth after you’ve deposited your last quarter. Explain to me how the car isn’t totaled when it falls from such a height! Frankly, I haven’t purchased anything from a vending machine for quite some time. I have passed by a few that seem to possess more computing power than the Voyager probes, currently traveling through interstellar space. Maybe Carvana’s got some fancy, giant version of one of those new-fangled, futuristic vending machines. They’re likely just trying to get people asking this very question, hoping they’ll explore their website and potentially progress to an actual purchase—totaled or otherwise. Then there’s Cazoo—the UK’s version of Carvana. I know this only because they’re the current jersey sponsor of my beloved Everton FC. But Cazoo lacks fancy vending machines; they deliver via truck. Regardless of how you obtain your car, let’s all agree on what should never be tied to its roof: dead bodies. They go in the trunk!