What tattoo would you like to get?
Post your answer in the LEAVE A COMMENT section below. I’m not the boss of you, though. Don’t write anything for all I care! Much like choosing a tattoo, don’t put too much thought into it.
. . .here are my thoughts.
What tattoo would you like to get?
If someone offers you their hand to shake, and you notice they have a cut on said hand, you’re not going to shake it. In fact, you’d be pissed they were willing to put your health in danger simply to obey a silly social norm. Obviously, you wouldn’t offer or accept an invitation to shake if you had an open wound on your right hand—or, frankly, if your hand lacked any degree of epidermal integrity. Even before the pandemic—before our society finally agreed it’s not the greatest idea to be touching each other all willy-nilly—I had abhorred shaking hands. I’ve discovered the ultimate solution! A surefire way to never have to shake hands again. A method that will never require an explanation for boycotting the cultural norm. An idea of such simplicity, such cunning, such … permanence. I would like to get my right palm tattooed with the appearance of an open, seeping, infected wound. Imagine how quickly hands will be withdrawn when flashed a potentially infectious, bloody palm! Your new acquaintance will be fascinated (or terrified) as to what kind of lunatic so nonchalantly manages such a nasty wound.