Q&complAints #398 : Conjoined Twin

Who would you choose to be your conjoined twin?

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. . .here are my thoughts.

Who would you choose to be your conjoined twin?

If there’s a real-world recognition only 18 people in history have achieved, don’t open a movie saying a character is among those elite few.  Tár is a fictional film, but announcing her as an EGOT winner is a step too far.  Eighteen people!  The most blatant example of this is the oddball comedy Stuck on You; one of the conjoined twins claims to have won the Heisman Trophy … twice.  They hang a lantern on it, though, stating anybody with half an interest in football knows Archie Griffin is the only 2-time Heisman winner.  [FYI: I’d choose to be Matt Damon’s conjoined twin—sharing his DNA, obviously.]  The intent in Tár is to show she’s a badass conductor—a mega star.  The rest of the 2-minute introduction prior to her lengthy interview is more than sufficient to achieve that goal.  I also dislike that the results of Tár’s legal issues are left unclear.  I assume she skips bail, fleeing to a non-extradition Southeast Asian country: Vietnam, Indonesia, Laos.  After all, as the famous saying goes, “Music folk gonna music!”  Yeah, it’s a real saying!  As real as Tár winning the EGOT.


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