Q&complAints #149: Rap Music

What does rap music make you want to do?

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. . .here are my thoughts.

What does rap music make you want to do?

I have no clue if Eminem has released any new material in the last decade, but I still own all his CDs prior to that. I can probably still recite around 50% of his lyrics. That may not seem like a lot, but he was (is?) quite prolific with the pen, spitting—as I believe they say in the biz—mad quick rhymes. Shit, Marshall Mathers might not even remember half the lines he penned. It might be best if he didn’t, because a lot of his earlier songs were quite homophobic . . . or derogatory in some other fashions. Randomly, a few rhymes of his will pour out of my mouth. They immediately make me want to look around and verify there’s nobody nearby I might inadvertently offend. That includes all LGBTIQA+, any non-Caucasians, most females . . . basically anybody! It’s best to just make sure I’m alone. Eminem is scheduled as part of the Super Bowl halftime show with Snoop Dogg, Dr. Dre, Mary J. Blige, and Kendrick Lamar. The show’s already being billboarded as the greatest Super Bowl halftime ever—with lots of people in attendance.