Q&complAints #395 : Not Normal

Who is definitely not normal?

Post your answer in the LEAVE A COMMENT section below. I’m not the boss of you, though. Don’t write anything for all I care! Normally, though, I would think you’d want to … especially after reading this one!
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. . .here are my thoughts.

Who is definitely not normal?

I heard the phrase “I don’t want to become whole” said on a TV show.  It’s an odd sentence even if you interpret the meaning as intended.  I mean, in what way are you only partial?  Anywho … the phrase hit me as even odder still.  Because the handsome young gentleman said this to his attractive female costar with a hint of disappointment and complaint in his voice, I heard it as “I don’t want 2B cum hole.”  In my defense, the sexual tension at that point was ratcheted sky high!  His comment immediately begged the following questions:  

  • Was “2B” his description, or hers? 
  • Which hole is 2B? 
  • Does that mean there’s one overwhelming preference, then 2A and 2B are essentially tied for second place?

Obviously, this vulgarity on a Netflix program—especially one involving so many teenagers—struck me as highly questionable, verging on offensive.  This is perhaps evidence of three things:   

  1. The English language is easily misinterpreted when context is not accounted for. 
  1. I’ll write about anything. 
  1. There’s something wrong with me! 

Yeah, I’m definitely not normal.  Then again—each in our own ways—aren’t we all a little abnormal? 


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