What would be a terrible name for a new perfume?
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. . .here are my thoughts.
What would be a terrible name for a new perfume?
Some dogs love frolicking in the rain. Others prefer to piss in the house rather than get a single drop on their coat. Some dogs love a good bath or swim. Others begin full-body shivering, or doggy-paddling through the air when lifted toward the tub. When any of them get wet, they exude that musty, wet dog smell. I left work recently, into the darkness of a night forecasted with a 0% chance of rain. I trust you’ve come to the correct assumption—rain by the bucketful! Absent an umbrella, I sloshed through innumerable puddles—cursing the piss-poor efforts of the parking lot’s pavers with each step. Closing the car door behind me, I smelled instantly of wet dog. I’m a fella who tends to shave his arms and chest because … I don’t need to justify myself to you! Anyway, clippers hadn’t touched my body for a couple months, so Sasquatch was in full effect. A sniff of my damp arm mimicked the scent of my dogs shaking off after a forced excursion outside during an autumn downpour. I smelled like the newest, poorly selling perfume scent:
Wet Dog