What would you like delivered to your doorstep every morning?
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. . .here are my thoughts.
What would you like delivered to your doorstep every morning?
I listened to a podcast in the past—it shall remain nameless—that opened by offering listeners a “Good Morning.” I found this annoying, if not a bit presumptive—as though the first thing I’d do each day after my morning piss, was download and consume her affirmation. Granted, it was marketed as a morning podcast to kick off your day. But still! Perhaps I’m running late and didn’t have time to listen to those 5-minutes. Hell, maybe I just wanted to sleep past noon. Don’t judge me! The last thing I need is an energetic “Good Morning” when the sun is nearer the western horizon—a subtle reminder that I won’t complete everything that I had tentatively scheduled. I’m not saying I stopped listening because I grew tired of her peppy little, vocal-fry voice demanding I have a “Good Morning.” But maybe it played a role. I’d like the host of that podcast delivered to my doorstep every morning, just before noon. If I continually answer the door at 12:01 P.M., just as her voice emanates “Good Morning” from my phone, maybe—just maybe—she’d eventually catch my drift.