Q&complAints #330: Marriage

What public figure would you like to see your daughter marry?

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. . .here are my thoughts.

What public figure would you like to see your daughter marry?

Ever play the Celebrity Net-Worth Game?  It begins casually enough: pause the TV to ask your spouse how much they think Dwayne Johnson’s worth.  Then get to Googling.  When searching a celebrity name, I think the first result should always contain a $.  The simplest version of the game involves both (or all) parties tossing out their guesses—closest wins.  A more gamified version involves one contestant stating their guess, the others then choose Over or Under (O/U) that value.  If the individual setting the anchor is within an agreed upon amount—say 20%—they win as many points as there are fellow competitors.  Otherwise, 1-point is awarded to each person correctly guessing the O/U, while 1-point goes to the anchor-setter for each incorrect guess.  Regardless of who wins the game, everyone participating truly loses when realizing that even combined they’ll never earn anywhere near the $4 million that 14-year-old Iain Armitage (Young Sheldon) is worth.  Don’t even bother fantasizing about The Rock’s estimated $800 million!  I don’t have a daughter, but if I did, I’d be fine with her marrying Armitage for his money … once they’re 18.


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