Q&complAints #288: Main Ingredient

If you had a sandwich named after you, what would be the main ingredients?

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. . .here are my thoughts.

If you had a sandwich named after you, what would be the main ingredients?

When my wife (girlfriend at the time) and I first moved in together, we lived in an apartment.  Within a very short walk from the apartment complex sat a single restaurant, thus, we found ourselves dining there often.  It was there that I’d first order a “Shit Salad.”  This wasn’t exactly something that was on their menu.  Nor, if it were, would it have been given such an unappetizing name.  It was merely the moniker a saucy waiter gave to my order of a Caesar salad with portobello mushrooms, salmon, and anchovies.  Delicious!  My sandwich, though, would be even tastier.  Start with a toasted piece of Cheddar Garlic bread from Great Harvest Bread Company.  Spread chunky peanut butter as a base layer.  Atop that, spread half a sliced avocado, interdigitated with anchovies.  Gently place a sunny-side-up egg on top of the heap.  Serve with a second toasted Cheddar Garlic slice, which the diner presses down atop the egg immediately before that first, delectable bite.  Delicious!  I don’t yet have a name for this masterpiece of culinary engineering.  My working title, however, is: 

Dr. Brad’s Shit Sandwich

 


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