Q&complAints #506 : Looking Good

Who would not look good in a dress?

Post your answer in the LEAVE A COMMENT section below. I’m not the boss of you, though. Don’t write anything for all I care! But I’m starting to think we need to adDRESS why you won’t.
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. . .here are my thoughts.

Who would not look good in a dress?

Are we talking about a blue and black dress?  Or perhaps a white and gold one?  It may depend on whether the dress is viewed in direct light or shadow.  Or whether it’s lit via direct or artificial light.  Or God knows what else physics dictates will alter our perception.  You remember The Dress.  What colors did you see?  The human brain is an amazing, yet lazy tool.  It’s a prediction machine more than anything else—while attempting to simplify your life, it may inadvertently deceive you.  Whatever you perceive, though, becomes your reality.  There’s no way to tell if the way you visually interpret the color orange is the same way your spouse does.  Your brain may even interpret the color that’s agreed upon to be yellow, as a shade that nobody else has ever seen before.  Helps explain why the two of you can’t agree on which shade to paint your bathroom.  We can surely all agree on one thing: no woman ever looked good in The Dress.  I’ve never heard anyone say, “I don’t give a rat’s ass what colors it is.  All I know is she looks fantastic!”


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