Q&complAints #586 : Iconic Garment

What is the most iconic garment?

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. . .here are my thoughts.

What is the most iconic garment?

Let me preface everything I’m about it say with this: I’ve never been accused of being fashionable.  That being said, I often comment on my wife’s outfits just as she’s about to head out the door.  Recently, I told her she looked like she was wearing “lesbian coaching shorts.”  Even if you’ve never heard them called this, you can undoubtedly picture exactly what she had on.   

  1. Extra room in the butt (This may be to be to accommodate extra padding in the caboose, or simply because the wearer doesn’t want anyone staring at the form that’s within those shorts.  Spectators should be transfixed by the action on the field.) 
  1. Legs ending just above the knee (Less sunscreen to apply.) 
  1. Extra wide hip pockets that look like Obama’s ears (For carrying a folded-up playbook and water bottle, or allowing for both hands to be angerly thrust in them after her shortstop commits yet another fielding error.) 
  1. Elastic waistband (Coaches don’t have time for belts.) 

Websites selling lesbian coaching shorts often won’t even post a picture of these iconic shorts.  If you’ve seen one pair … you’ll never want to see another!   


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