Q&complAints #118 : Impossible Favor

What favor should never be asked of someone?

Post your answer in the LEAVE A COMMENT section below. I’m not the boss of you, though. Don’t write anything for all I care! Consider it a favor to me.
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. . .here are my thoughts.

What favor should never be asked of someone?

Isn’t it amazing—truly amazing!—that a beating heart can be removed from the chest cavity of a once living human and implanted into another!? Granted, it’s usually not so good for the donor. But, as the saying goes, “You have to crack a few eggs to make an omelet.” In cases such as these, the egg is often a human skull after a motor-vehicle accident, and the omelet represents a number of organ recipients with new leases on life. I mean, who’d a thunk that’d be a possibility for the vast, vast, vast, vast majority of human existence. Hell, our ancestors of yore were senior citizens at the age of 35; no wonder girls were married off at 12. Of course, there is that one special organ we’re so lucky to have a spare that we can share—the kidney.

“I know you were nice enough to donate one of your kidneys to me a decade ago, but now . . . umm . . . now that one’s failing, too. I feel like a real dick asking—and feel free to say ‘No’—but got one more I can have?”