Q&complAints #218: I’m Unqualified

What profession are you completely unqualified for?

Post your answer in the LEAVE A COMMENT section below. I’m not the boss of you, though. Don’t write anything for all I care! If you have a keyboard, you’re qualified!
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. . .here are my thoughts.

What profession are you completely unqualified for?

I have a minimal voting history, casting my ballot only once every 4 years. And before you jump down my throat about not exercising my right—dare I say, obligation—to vote, please understand I’m not proud of my horrendous voting record. However, I’m unlikely to change my ways. How about me as the next POTUS? Even if voters saw past my ambivalence to the democratic mode of choosing governance, there’s no way they’d cast a vote for someone with a complete lack of political experience. Plus, I like to say and write whatever I’m thinking, so I’d burn every bridge while campaigning. The truth, though, is I’m a natural-born citizen of these United States, over 35 years of age, and have lived in Ohio my entire life. According to the Constitution, I’m Presidential material! But that bare minimum is exactly where my qualifications end. And I would never, EVER, EVER want to be President! Which, in and of itself, probably means I’m more qualified than most to do the job. People too often seek power for all the wrong reasons. Who better to be POTUS than (s)he who doesn’t want the gig?