URxProbablyRxight
Meds & Counsel without Patience for Patients
Ever heard of Dick’s Last Resort? Never been to the restaurant myself, but I love the concept. It’s like the court jester in medieval times being able to tell the King the harsh truth since everything he said was in—you guessed it—jest. Why has no pharmacy taken up this business practice? If patients expect harsh but fair truth from the pharmacy team, they’ll accept it readily.
Welcome to URxProbablyRxight. The pharmacy of the future where we provide “Meds & Counsel without Patience for Patients.”
Good Rx
[Rph]: “Anybody see that commercial by, umm—by Domino’s, I think? The one about losing money to all those delivery apps.”
[Tech]: “Bunch of whiny bitches.”
[Tech 2]: “Don’t sugarcoat it, Jaycee. How do you really feel?”
[Rph]: “CVS should do a similar commercial, bad mouthing GoodRx.”
[Tech]: “CVS wouldn’t care. They’ve got the worst prices on GoodRx. Like, always.”
[Tech 2]: “By far! That’s why we get so many transfers from them.”
[Rph]: “Yeah, but they got all that Caremark money. Couldn’t they just do all of retail pharmacy a solid?”
[Tech 2]: “Heck no, Roger! They’re only worried about doing their shareholders a solid.”
[Tech]: “Yeah, they probably save more money transferring all those prescriptions out, rather than giving GoodRx their absurd percentage.”
[Rph]: “I don’t know, though—I think I’d rather lose money than have to transfer out 30 scripts a day.”
[Tech 2]: “You know what? Now I’m in the mood for pizza.”
[Rph]: “Tell you what, Harrison, if you order through DoorDash, I’ll buy.”