Q&complAints #300: Funniest Thing

What is the funniest thing you have ever seen or heard?

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. . .here are my thoughts.

What is the funniest thing you have ever seen or heard?

Ever experience a simultaneous hiccup and sneeze?  I don’t recommend it.  It can be a bit terrifying.  That abrupt inward pull of the hiccup through the mouth, counteracted by the outward force of a sneeze that’s forced to reroute unexpectedly completely through the nose.  Meanwhile your lungs are confused as to whether air should be coming in or going out.  A single encounter—of what I presume would be called either a sneezup or a hicceze—leaves you with great appreciation for the turmoil our sun experiences every single second of its 10-billion-year existence.  The constant tug of gravity pulling everything toward its center is exactly equaled by the outward energy created by fusion of hydrogen atoms.  Lucky for us, our sneezup is over in a fraction of a second so we can go on breathing.  Unlike the sun, though, we’ll be stared at by anyone within a 100-meter radius, because they’ve just heard one of the craziest noises to ever exit a human body.  I’ve never seen anyone else hicceze, so I can only assume it looks immensely funny.  But I have first-hand knowledge of its humorous sound. 


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