URxProbablyRxight
Meds & Counsel without Patience for Patients
Ever heard of Dick’s Last Resort? Never been to the restaurant myself, but I love the concept. It’s like the court jester in medieval times being able to tell the King the harsh truth since everything he said was in—you guessed it—jest. Why has no pharmacy taken up this business practice? If patients expect harsh but fair truth from the pharmacy team, they’ll accept it readily.
Welcome to URxProbablyRxight. The pharmacy of the future where we provide “Meds & Counsel without Patience for Patients.”
Foiled Again
[Tech]: “Dammit!”
[Rph]: “What’s her deal, Dillon?”
[Tech 2]: “No idea. But we’re sure to hear about it when she gets back from the counseling room.”
[Rph]: “Oh, that usually means Band-Aid.”
[Tech 2]: “What happened? You cut your—”
[Tech]: “Cut my finger on the damn foil on this damn bottle.”
[Rph]: “No blood got onto the damn bottle, or the damn pills, did it?”
[Tech]: “That’s what you’re most worried about?!”
[Rph]: “Sorry, sorry! Are you okay?”
[Tech]: “I’ll live. But I’ll probably need Workers’ Comp.”
[Rph]: “Glad you’re gonna make it, but I’ll pretend I didn’t hear that last part. So, did any blood or—”
[Tech]: “No. It’s all good.”
[Tech 2]: “You should try to be more careful, Jaycee.”
[Tech]: “Whatever! Maybe I should just be like someone here and not remove the foil at all. Just be a lazy bastard and push it down into the bottle.”
[Tech 2]: “Anyone know who the jerk is that does that?”
[Tech]: “Well, I think I proved it’s not me.”
[Rph]: “Or, was this all just an elaborate ruse to throw us off your scent?”
[Tech]: “One more snarky remark from you, Roger, and I’ll file a harassment claim to go along with Workers’ Comp!”