Q&complAints #046 : Finer Things In Life

What “finer thing in life” would you like to treat yourself to?

Post your answer in the LEAVE A COMMENT section below. I’m not the boss of you, though. Don’t write anything for all I care! Either way is fine with me; it’s your life.
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. . .here are my thoughts.

What “finer thing in life” would you like to treat yourself to?

There’s been a lot of debate the last couple decades about converting to clean energy. Coal is cheap and plentiful, but expensive and detrimental to the environment. Coal is simply compressed carbon. Carbon is such an amazing atom. Vast arrays of configurations and arrangements of carbon atoms lead to a plethora of very useful and/or valuable compounds. Look at your left ring finger, ladies. Is there a highly compressed lump of finely cut carbon there? That diamond is another arrangement of carbon. I have an idea to solve both problems. The 2nd problem being outrageous diamond prices—nobody needs the value of a compact car on their finger. Let’s find a method to further compress all of Earth’s coal into diamonds. We rid the planet of coal, thus decreasing its environmental impacts. We simultaneously saturate the market with diamonds, making an engagement ring more on par with a single month’s car payment. I’ll then use the cash that comes with my Nobel Prize to purchase an ungodly supply of one of the finer things in life: brand new socks. Each pair worn only once.