December 7, 2023
Viv learned a valuable lesson today: never ask Ned the difference between “Expiration,” “Best By,” and “Sell By” dates. While he’d obviously done his research on those subjects, Ned apparently never learned that some packages of salt don’t contain any of those dates. Forty-two minutes of turning a single container over, under and around before Ned accepted that truth. Meanwhile, Viv had plenty of time to place those stickers on Ned’s back. At the time, there was no one else around to perform the mandated kicking. But you don’t have to do any research to know a “Kick Me” sign has no expiration date.
