December 5, 2021
Think there’s barely enough room on your COVID-19 Vaccination Record Card to document 3 shots? Troubled by the inconvenience of carrying the oddly sized card around with you? Imagine hulling around a behemoth North Pole Vaccine Record! You may have heard elves are universally immune to viruses, but that’s a myth perpetrated by the Secret Advanced NanoTechnology Agency Concerned Largely About Universal Safety. They don’t want you to know they’ve been rapidly developing and administering vaccines at the North Pole since millennia before humans even knew what a virus was. SANTA CLAUS™ is more than happy to let Jenner take all the credit.
