December 23, 2022
There are 2 types of People in this world:
- Those who make the perfect choice no matter how many options, and
- Those who suffer choice paralysis when given just two options.
Don’t cry over spilled milk. That maxim is as true in Columbus as it is at the North Pole. No need for tears, just clean it up with a paper towel … roll. Viv was amazed by the Select-a-Size sheets we have down South (her term for anything outside the city limits of the North Pole). The entire concept of Select-a-Size, however, is comical to Ned. Every sheet on a given roll is the same size; they’re just smaller than the ones up North. There’s no stopping an overly cleanly housewife or helpful elf from using 2 sheets, or an arm’s length, or the whole damn roll to clean up just a teardrop of spilled milk.
There may be 2 types of People in this world … but there’s only 1 Ned & Viv!