December 21, 2022
There are 2 types of People in this world:
- Those who are not afraid of heights, and
- Those who fear the sudden stop.
Even with both eyes still swollen after Monday’s practical joke, Ned could see Viv was in need of a helping hand. Would she be injured falling from such a height? No. She’d be fine; elves are quite pliable. Would Ned, however, recoup some goodwill by pushing a chair beneath her? That was yet to be determined. But Ned seized this opportunity to potentially kill 2 polar bears with 1 icicle by also getting his biweekly workout in. The answer to your most pressing question, though, is this: regardless of whether it’s twice weekly or every 2 weeks, that’s far too little exercise.
There may be 2 types of People in this world … but there’s only 1 Ned & Viv!