“You’re such a ham! Mmm, ham. I love ham. You mock your employment for the bestest, famousest human ever. See what I did, Ned? Ned Ned! I wish Santa was my person. What I woffan’t give! All that snow. And toys, so many toys, toys toys toys balls, ohh the balls. Red balls, blue balls, I can’t see colors, but I bet there’s balls of all colors. And all the elves, Ned how many elves are there? Ned Ned, how many, huh buddy? I bet they’ll all give me treats, right Ned?! Do they have ham? Ohh and the snow, snow snow snow, ahh the snow, Ned! Hey Ned you awake Ned? Ned! You there buddy!?”

“Hammock. I get it.”