Ned’s 2019 Adventures
December 15, 2019
During his afternoon of hat inventory, Ned found sheet music and 16 members of the Citrus Circus. Odd, considering only 12 were listed on Ned’s manifest?! As the 16 audition for only 12 return tickets, Ned wonders why Santa has not responded to his voicemail from over a week ago. Perhaps his lack of recordkeeping is part of the reason Santa has lost confidence in him. Santa invested in JUUL’s parent company Altria Group because his centuries of records show how mischievous kids are. Does Santa see Ned as one of the coal deservers, no longer worthy of his time or effort? Should Ned not be making these fruits sing for their lives and just grant them all reprieve? Regardless, this would make for a great Facebook post.
