December 11, 2023
Viv realizes the prime time for her compadre to enact his revenge prank is while she sleeps. After nearly 48 hours without so much as a wink, Viv hires the services of Antediluvian Security Specialists, LLC.
ASS bases its security on simple yet effective, time-tested methods. Their December special is “Rustling Detritus.” Dry leaves and brittle twigs of yesteryear are supplanted by today’s thunderous pop of plastic entrapped air. With literal hat in hand, Ned admits he has been bested and gifts Viv a truce on all practical jokes for the remainder of this holiday season … this(!) holiday season.
