Ned’s Adventures: 12/11/19

Ned’s 2019 Adventures

December 11, 2019

Looking to be feeling better, Ned constructs a snowman. After placing the carrot for a nose, and a loathsome deliberation, Ned decides on a name for his new friend: “Dancer & Prancer with Cupid till Vixen to Dasher & Blitzen a Comet Donner the camode.” Wide-eyed fauna stare with shocked-faces as Ned recites the name with disdain. Reindeer work one day a year and have a well-known song immortalizing them. The only elf-related tunes are those sung amongst themselves at the pub following a double shift, or on their full days off: February 29th.


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December 12, 2019