Q&complAints #181: Corporate President

Which corporation would you like to be president of?

Post your answer in the LEAVE A COMMENT section below. I’m not the boss of you, though. Don’t write anything for all I care! But if I were the boss, I’d demand you comment!
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. . .here are my thoughts.

Which corporation would you like to be president of?

If I were president of the Motion Picture Association, I’d make quick changes to its handy—not so dandy—film rating system. The PG-13 rating includes films with intense sequences of violence and death—including gun violence—so long as it’s not “both realistic and extreme or persistent.” A movie with a single expletive gets a PG-13 rating. More than one, though, and it gets the stricter R-rating (Under 17 requires accompanying adult). Any sexually oriented nudity acquires an R-rating. According to this rating system, violence and murder (something nobody should ever experience) is less concerning than nudity (how we were born), sex (how we came to be born), or language (including that versatile word describing the act causing us to be born naked). This is ridiculous! The law seems to carry a similar opinion. Had Kyle Rittenhouse been walking down that Kenosha street wearing nothing but his Smith & Wesson M&P 15, he might be in prison as a convicted sex offender. It turns out, however, he can now freely frequent R-rated films to view all the sex and hear all the swearing he’ll be spared from encountering in prison.