Q&complAints #284: Change Your Look

What one thing do you wish you could change about the way you look?

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. . .here are my thoughts.

What one thing do you wish you could change about the way you look?

I’m content with the way I look.  I can avoid mirrors; it’s my wife who has to look at me every day.  It would be nice to have a set of rock-hard abs, though.  Even if just for one day!  I’d take photographs with that day’s USA Today as though I was holding my 6-pack for ransom.  Every now and again I’m tempted to suffer through the couple months of heavy exercise and crazy diet I’d require to drop 15 pounds of fat to showcase a flat stomach.  It always comes back to a simple fact, though: I love bread!  In an early scene of The Adam Project, a 12-year-old, skinny nerd is chased by bullies through the hallways of their school, and runs into a girl.  While hastily retrieving the books he knocked out of her hands, he realizes she’s a real cutie.  Reading the intention of the nerd’s simple “Hello,” she coldly replies, “No.”  Big mistake young lady.  That kid became Ryan Reynolds!  Reynolds is 3.5 years older than me.  Guess I still have time.  Have your camera ready, Phoebe.  I’ll buy the newspaper.    

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