Q&complAints #412 : Breakfast

What one thing would you never eat for breakfast?

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. . .here are my thoughts.

What one thing would you never eat for breakfast?

The following joke has likely been around for ages—hopefully with a much more polished delivery.  That being said, I came up with this version myself.  

Q: What title would be bestowed upon a leader with absolute power over a country whose official national dish is deep-fried, grated potatoes? 

A: Dictater-tot 

A bit wordy, but I’m no comedian.  What’s also not funny are my burgeoning flapjack skills.  I never realized making pancakes was so easy.  They require only 6 ingredients: flour, milk, egg, baking powder, salt, sugar.  Let’s be honest, though, you also have to add bananas or chocolate chips at the very least.  I quickly realized they were even simpler if you just purchase a box of pancake mix—just add water.  I’m a pro at combining two ingredients.  I also learned that my mother had always used boxed pancake mix while I was growing up.  What a revelation!  This Christmas, I was gifted a couple griddles that have already become well used.  One is large enough to make multiple flapjacks simultaneously … or one supersized one.  However, if there’s something I would never eat for breakfast, it’s one pancake. 


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