Q&complAints #206: Big Wishes

What one thing do you wish was bigger?

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. . .here are my thoughts.

What one thing do you wish was bigger?

I wish many things were bigger. Of course, the simple answer would be the values of everything that make up my positive net worth. Obvious answers aside, there are more mundane things that would make life a little less annoying. For instance, how often have you been writing with your favorite pen, the last few words getting fainter and fainter until you’re ultimately dragging a dry tip against the page. You scribble erratically, pushing hard against the page, willing the ink to return. This is more fruitless an endeavor than speaking ever more loudly to someone who doesn’t understand a single word of your language, expecting your greater volume will force them to comprehend. Alas, your pen’s shaft—filled to the brim in its younger age—is now empty and worthless. The bigger my penis, the more—sorry, sorry! Sometimes my spacebar sticks—how embarrassing! I mean to say: the bigger my pen is, the more ink it can hold, thus the less often it’ll run dry. Then again, a bigger shaft would completely disrupt the balance of my Pentel Energel 0.7 mm. I’ll stick with wishing for a bigger net worth!