URxProbablyRxight
Meds & Counsel without Patience for Patients
Ever heard of Dick’s Last Resort? Never been to the restaurant myself, but I love the concept. It’s like the court jester in medieval times being able to tell the King the harsh truth since everything he said was in—you guessed it—jest. Why has no pharmacy taken up this business practice? If patients expect harsh but fair truth from the pharmacy team, they’ll accept it readily.
Welcome to URxProbablyRxight. The pharmacy of the future where we provide “Meds & Counsel without Patience for Patients.”
Butt Dial
[Tech]: “Thanks for calling ‘You Are Probably Right.’ This is Jaycee, a tech. What can I do for you?”
[Phone]: “. . .”
[Tech]: “Hello. ‘You Are Probably Right.’ How can I help you.”
[Phone]: “. . .”
[Tech]: “Whatever. We don’t want to talk to you anyway, jerk.”
[Tech 2]: “They probably just didn’t want to talk to you. Don’t take it personally, though.”
[Tech]: “How would I not take that personally?! I think it was just a butt-dial.”
[Tech 2]: “Why? Did you hear ‘em fart?”
[Tech]: “No. Nobody said anything, so—. Ohh, I—I get it. Very funny, Dillon.”
[Tech 2]: “Little slow today, huh?”
[Tech]: “Guess I’m off my game.”
[Tech 2]: “Speaking of farts, do they have music playing in the ladies’ restroom?”
[Tech]: “I generally don’t go in expecting a concert. But, no, I don’t think so. Why?”
[Tech 2]: “There she is! Found that wit of yours right quick, didn’t you?”
[Tech]: “Back in the game!”
[Tech 2]: “The men’s doesn’t either. But if there’s one place that necessitates music, it’s a public restroom.”
[Tech]: “Just have to make your own music, I suppose.”
[Tech 2]: “Guess you could fire up Spotify on your phone.”
[Tech]: “That’s not what I meant by music, but sure.”