Rx #0000047 : Medication Jokes

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Meds & Counsel without Patience for Patients
Ever heard of Dick’s Last Resort? Never been to the restaurant myself, but I love the concept. It’s like the court jester in medieval times being able to tell the King the harsh truth since everything he said was in—you guessed it—jest. Why has no pharmacy taken up this business practice? If patients expect harsh but fair truth from the pharmacy team, they’ll accept it readily.
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Medication Jokes

[Tech]: “What questions—if any—do you have, Mr. Matthews?”
[Patient]: “Nope, none. I’m good.”
[Tech]: “I got one for you. Can’t help but notice your World Series of Poker hat. You play?”
[Pt]: “Yeah, I’ve been known to play. You?”
[Tech]: “My buddies and I play No-Limit Hold ‘Em every once in a while.”
[Pt]: “In that case, I got a joke you’ll probably appreciate.”
[Tech]: “Alright, let me hear it.”
[Pt]: “What’s the most popular medication among No-Limit poker players?”
[Tech]: “No idea.”
[Pt]: “ALL-INdronate.”
[Tech]: “Wow . . . that is, umm—that’s one of the worst jokes I’ve ever heard.”
[Pt]: “You get it, right? Alendronate. ALL-INdronate.”
[Tech]: “Yeah, yeah, I get it. It’s just—you know—such a niche joke. I mean, you gotta be big into poker and pharmacy to even understand it.”
[Pt]: “Whatever, Owen. Guess my read was off.”
[Tech]: “Hey, don’t fold so easy—I was just bluffin’! My pharmacy buddies are gonna love that one at our next game.”

. . . [As an employee at URxProbablyRxight, what’s the
worst joke a patient has ever told you?]

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