Rx #0000038 : Printer Annoyance

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Meds & Counsel without Patience for Patients
Ever heard of Dick’s Last Resort? Never been to the restaurant myself, but I love the concept. It’s like the court jester in medieval times being able to tell the King the harsh truth since everything he said was in—you guessed it—jest. Why has no pharmacy taken up this business practice? If patients expect harsh but fair truth from the pharmacy team, they’ll accept it readily.
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Printer Annoyance

[Tech]: “What the hell’s beeping?”
[Rph]: “It’s me. It’s my printer.”
[Tech]: “Alright. Are you—umm—can you make it stop?!”
[Rph]: “I opened the damn drawer. It won’t stop till it’s filled and closed.”
[Tech]: “You have to add paper, Roger.”
[Rph]: “No shit, Sherlock! I know you have to add paper.”
[Tech]: “Well, are you going to?”
[Rph]: “I’m on hold. Why don’t you get me some.”
[Tech]: “It should be right there in that bottom drawer to your left.”
[Rph]: “I know where it should be, Fred.”
[Tech]: “Ohh, is it empty?”
[Rph]: “That’s what I’m implying.”
[Tech]: “Want me to get you some?”
[Rph]: “No no no no no! I find the incessant chirping quite soothing. It’s the perfect complement to this elevator hold music in my right ear.”
[Tech]: “Why the hell doesn’t it stop chirping once it’s opened? Isn’t that kinda the signal you’re about to refill it?”
[Rph]: “Tell you what—if I ever get off hold for this transfer, I’ll call the printer’s customer care line and enlighten them with your novel idea!”

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