What is the most confusing thing about American football?
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What is the most confusing thing about American football?
American football can be quite confusing. All that silly terminology. The rules. And so many oddly named positions. Imagine how utterly confusing it would be for a fella whose boyfriend convinced him to watch his first Super Bowl. After a first half of the football virgin having everything explained to him, he’s tested on his newly gained knowledge. A notable point of confusion becomes evident concerning two positions: tight end and wide receiver. He explains as such:
“When they’re lined up, all bent over—except for that one guy who stands up, yells a lot, and sticks his hands all up in Lucky Pierre’s taint—you can tell the tight ends from the wide receivers. Those thinner fellas out wide got them some tight ends, while the big burly bears in the middle got some wide receivers.”
See what I mean? Oddly named positions! I mean, seriously, when’s the last time you saw an NFL wide receiver who didn’t have an ass you couldn’t bounce a quarter off and get two dime and a nickel? Or a tight end that wasn’t at least a little jiggly, even inside those form-fitting pants?
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