Who would you cast for the Before and After pictures of a weight loss program?
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Who would you cast for the Before and After pictures of a weight loss program?
I’ve never really enjoyed having photographs taken of me. A model I could never be … for more than one reason. I was the fittest I’ve ever been going into my freshman year of undergrad.
I hear you—you’ve seen clearer photos of Nessie and Sasquatch sharing afternoon tea! What can I say—cameras were terrible in 1998. I assure you that’s me, though. I sometimes regret not having taken more photos of my young, fit physique. I keep threatening myself to remedy this lack by going on a year-long fitness binge: strict diet, absurd workouts, abstinence from alcohol, etc. Once I’ve reached respectable abdominal definition without flexing, I’d dehydrate myself as though I was trying to make weight prior to an MMA fight. I’d snap a thousand photos for posterity, to remind future me of my physical potential. I guess then I’d technically be a model. After that, I’d sit my ass on the couch and stuff my face with every food and drink I can get my hands on for the next week! I’m really not concerned with that silly “Before” photo, though.
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