Q&complAints #670 : Before & After

Who would you cast for the Before and After pictures of a weight loss program?

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. . .here are my thoughts.

Who would you cast for the Before and After pictures of a weight loss program?

I’ve never really enjoyed having photographs taken of me. A model I could never be … for more than one reason. I was the fittest I’ve ever been going into my freshman year of undergrad. 

I hear you—you’ve seen clearer photos of Nessie and Sasquatch sharing afternoon tea! What can I say—cameras were terrible in 1998. I assure you that’s me, though. I sometimes regret not having taken more photos of my young, fit physique. I keep threatening myself to remedy this lack by going on a year-long fitness binge: strict diet, absurd workouts, abstinence from alcohol, etc. Once I’ve reached respectable abdominal definition without flexing, I’d dehydrate myself as though I was trying to make weight prior to an MMA fight. I’d snap a thousand photos for posterity, to remind future me of my physical potential. I guess then I’d technically be a model. After that, I’d sit my ass on the couch and stuff my face with every food and drink I can get my hands on for the next week! I’m really not concerned with that silly “Before” photo, though.


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1 thought on “Q&complAints #670 : Before & After”

  1. I somewhat remember you then lol. Id like to say it would be me but that will never happen because how do older mature people get together? You got it. They get together and go out to eat!

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